Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Excuses

Once again, this time from the 2nd year cohort (who were 1st years last time), I'm getting a list of excuses from students for missing lectures and/or assignment deadlines. Many of these may well be genuine (I'm no lie-detector!) so pity the poor students for whom luck seems in short supply:

  • Jury service.
  • Driving test.
  • Got married.
  • Infected foot.
  • Dead uncle (3).
  • Dental surgery.
  • Flu (no sick note).
  • Dead grandmother.
  • Court appearance.
  • Parent had a stroke.
  • Hospital appointment.
  • Doctor's appointment (2).
  • Playing in a football match.
  • Father ill and in Los Angeles.
  • Aunt died after a prolonged ilness.
  • Eye problems following a car accident.
  • Ill (unspecified & I don't want to know!)
  • Pre-booked holiday in the last fortnight of term ... an honest student!
  • Head injuries and follow-up Hospital appointments following a car accident.
  • Car accident followed by time-consuming physiotherapy from both insurers!
  • Flu this week, car accident & whiplash last week and a household burglary the week before.
  • Mystery virus since November. Flu-like symptoms severe enough to prevent work for 2 months (?!)
  • Car accident & mugging last year and another accident this year leading to a series of hospital appointments.